STOP PRESS!!! JORDAN AND PETER ARE SEPARATING!!!

Well, you heard it here first. Or maybe you just saw it on the front page of the BBC news website.
That is pretty important news, right up there on the global scale. Luckily for us there is not much else going on in the world right
now, so the beeb were able to squeeze the story in. Oh, and a picture slideshow.

I know you’re sad, that such perfect love has shattered and splintered into fragments of what once was.

I’m even sadder that that bloody story is the most read on the BBC news site.