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finally. an essential how-to for all wannabe photojournalists who may one day fancy a fag in the field, only to realise they have forgotten their matches. as long as there’s an Ikea nearby you should be fine. just don’t set your scarf on fire.

Discussion (6 Comments)

  1. Bloody hell what a Pavlova.

    And never say “I’m just popping out for a fag” at an American swingers convention.

  2. ciara says:

    that sounds like the voice of experience. care to share?

  3. It is the voice of experience.

    Being the only single man (who is not into swinging) at a massive heterosexual swingers meet was, er, interesting enough.
    Unwittingly suggesting I was into ‘fags’ muddied the waters a bit. Of course swingers are well up for a bit (lot) of girl on girl action, but man on man?
    ARE YOU MAD BOY-THAT”S DISGUSTING 🙂

    Happy days 🙂

  4. ciara says:

    David you really should quit. because God Hates Fags
    http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands
    (this has surely got to be a spoof)

  5. Harry says:

    He’s missed a trick, could have spent more money and taken longer shopping at Harrods.

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