New exclusive duckrabbit awards…£250,000 first prize.
Written by David WhiteGood afternoon.
Due to the overwhelming success of our Cashcow™ awards we are launching a new photographic award, with a first prize of £250,000.
All you have to do is shoot a portrait of someone with red hair cuddling a dying horse.
To enter, you must be aged between 23 and 24 years old. You must be a woman, and you must live on Anglesey.
You must be between 6’1″: and 6’3″ in height, and you must own your own smallholding.
Your income must derive solely from said smallholding.
You must have a degree in thermodynamics, and be literate in 5 languages, one of which must not be Welsh.
If you fit the bill, please send your work as a 3m x 4m print, with your entry fee of £250,000, to duckrabbit Towers, 17 Elite Street, Birmingham. BA1 1S.
No entries can be returned, because we need them for wallpaper.
Good luck 🙂
Discussion (17 Comments)
I’m in.
You are so not.
Oh yeah, forgot i spoke Welsh. Maybe next year?
Congratulations on this great new duckrabbit award. I fit the above criteria except all my horses are already dead. Am I still eligible?
How tall are you?
Five Hands
I’m sure that’s too short.
Depends on the size of your hands
Does the horse have to be dying of natural causes, or can it be at the intervening hands of the photographer?
You can help kill it. But no Photoshop.
Knew I’d regret learning Welsh 🙁
Damn it! I don’t fit for the height! 🙂
Shit, I’m 6’3 and a half.
Rules are rules Tommie. Sorry.
*Pop* there goes a rib whilst laughing. ‘You can help kill it. But no Photoshop.’ tipped me over the edge.
Thank you David, This is hilarious.
Any time champ.