OFFICIAL: KITCHENS DEADLIER THAN SHARKS

Our old friend the Daily Fail (can you see what I did there…can you?) is trying to make us feel a bit better about our miserable lives by explaining how the kitchen is deadlier than SHARKS.

Brilliant.

Killers in your kitchen: Gender-bending packaging, exploding floor cleaners and toasters more deadly than sharks…

Here’s tomorrow’s headline:

CARNAGE IN THE CUPBOARD UNDER THE STAIRS: HOOVERS DEADLIER THAN VAMPIRE BATS.

I think we should have a little duckcomp to find out who can concoct the best beast/room juxtaposition. Go on, you know it makes no sense.

Be careful out there.

Discussion (3 Comments)

  1. ciara says:

    TERROR IN THE FRIDGE: CHEESE STRINGS MORE VENOMOUS THAN THE TENTACLES OF A BOX JELLYFISH

  2. davidwhite says:

    Brilliant. You are winning. BUT NOT FOR LONG.

    Mwahahahah mwhahahah or something.

  3. duckrabbit says:

    For Fork’s sake David …

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