OFFICIAL: KITCHENS DEADLIER THAN SHARKS
Written by David WhiteOur old friend the Daily Fail (can you see what I did there…can you?) is trying to make us feel a bit better about our miserable lives by explaining how the kitchen is deadlier than SHARKS.
Brilliant.
Here’s tomorrow’s headline:
CARNAGE IN THE CUPBOARD UNDER THE STAIRS: HOOVERS DEADLIER THAN VAMPIRE BATS.
I think we should have a little duckcomp to find out who can concoct the best beast/room juxtaposition. Go on, you know it makes no sense.
Be careful out there.
Discussion (3 Comments)
TERROR IN THE FRIDGE: CHEESE STRINGS MORE VENOMOUS THAN THE TENTACLES OF A BOX JELLYFISH
Brilliant. You are winning. BUT NOT FOR LONG.
Mwahahahah mwhahahah or something.
For Fork’s sake David …