Drugs…

Was having a chat with my lad today..he’s eight. He said they’ve been learning about drugs at school. All good. I asked him what drugs he had learned about:

“Cocaine” he said.

Blimey, thought I, but fair enough.
Anything else? I asked..

“Calpol” came the reply.

It’s those blinkin’ three year olds in nursery that are pushing it…I’m sure of it 🙂