“I will take a professional photo of anything (within reason) for $5”

From here.

I might just go for the $5 beef jerky recipe instead. It probably won’t leave such a bad taste in my mouth.

Or, even better, I could be made to look like Borat for $5. I could possibly save a few bucks on that deal, as I already only ever wear dayglo one piece swimwear anyway. I am missing the ‘tache though.

“This is a once in a life time chance to become the sexy god from Kazakhstan. Put this as your facebook photo and girls will be all over you like flies on dog shit.”

What a beautiful picture painted for us there.