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“Police have defended their decision to release an e-fit of a burglary suspect who looked like he had a lettuce on his head.”

A spokesman for the police said: “”We make every effort to ensure that the e-fits we circulate are as accurate and detailed as they possibly can be from the description provided by the witness.”

Good work. Should have him locked up in no time. I wonder if he uses any sort of dressing on his barnet?