Lizard skin Nikon D4

It has come to the attention of our technology editor ( Tank the cat ) that there will be a limited edition Nikon D4 with Lizard skin inserts.

It will only be sold through Grays of Westminster, and will cost £8700 body only. You can put your name down now if you want.

Apparently, according to Nikon, the lizard skin:

“Not only looks good but also acts as the ultimate grip in wet weather” I dunno what the lizard would think about that.

All very well…but can you play space invaders on it, like the D3X? And will it make the tea? Probably not. Sheesh.