Exclusive – William and Kate to marry at Wookey Hole.

I just want to be the first to break that news to the world. I have just had the Hole’s resident witch call me up with the news.

It’s not my cup of tea down there, it’s a bit too dark and cavey, but whatever floats your boat I s’pose…I imagine they’ll go for ‘chamber 3′..

that’s the biggest…I’ve heard they’ll be a few people attending so they’ll need all the room they can get.

Remember, you read it here first. Never say the duck don’t give you nuthin’, like.