UFO camera needed…can you help…
Written by David WhiteTo build the perfect camera for photographing UFO’s.?
Aesthetically, it’d probably be on a 5×4 with a bit of front shift and an aero-ektar.
Practically, it’s probably your ‘phone.
If you can help with the perfect UFO camera, you should. God knows we’ve seem enough fuzzy UFO pictures.
It’s about time we had some clarity. I want to see the hairs on the aliens’ little green faces as they peer out of their portholes.
In fact, the ultimate UFO camera would in itself be the end of UFO’s. Is that what we want? I’m not sure this idea has been properly thought through.
Discussion (1 Comment)
We’ll never get any good pictures of UFOs because the aliens will scramble any film or digital technology we can possibly conceive of while controlling our leaders with complex telepathy and bribes of alien treasures and duping the rest of the population with simple mind control techniques (have you watched tv or youtube recently?) in preparation for harvesting or just simple alien amusement as they wantonly fry the planet with green laser beams. I reckon the only thing my aero ektar will be useful for is lobbing at a knobbly exoskeletal extraterrestrial trying to take my old speak and spell off me to make a reverse charges call to Cylon command…