“Number of Beast NOT 666” according to duck phone hacker.

At the duck we are always looking for strong new content. It is to that end that I decided to commission someone to do a bit of phone hacking for us.( I found him, er, her, here) It would seem it helps in building massive media empires. How else are we going to buy out Getty?

Anyway…here are the headlines from our first foray into disgusting journalistic practises: TBH I’m not sure if these are headlines or just notes to me…

“The Queen is gay”

“The Queen is dead”

“Wills and Kate engaged”

“Justin Bieber has no credit”

“No answer from God”

“Number of Beast NOT 666”

Looking again I’m not sure if these are headlines or just notes to me…Hmmm. I think possibly he’s got a few wrong numbers, Freddie Mercury’s and Morrissey’s, by the looks of it. It doesn’t seem as though he managed to get through to anyone else. I think I’ll have to sack him. Anyone know any ‘Andy phone hackers?