I hate to admit this but…
Written by David WhiteStock photography is the future.
For you, your wife, your family. Put them all to use. Work them hard, make them pay:
Kid having a Tetanus jab, screaming it’s heart out? Kerching!
Gran just broken her hip falling on ice? Kerching!!
Wife run over a kitten? Kerching!!!
Those pics need very little setting up, just a rusty nail, some water and a small cat.
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My only two stock sales this month have both been pics of the wife.
In one pic, she’s a prostitute, leaning into a car, in the other she’s got her legs in the air having a smear test. Class, that is.
As compensation for exposing my wife to such depravity and embarrassment we have earned about £30. That’s about a gallon of unleaded at today’s prices. How much is a self immolation photo worth, as an exclusive? Got to be at least £50, right? That’s twenty quid profit. I might be onto something here..