Martin Parr to star in next Bond film…

As Q’s son. Yep, that sort of makes sense.

“The source also told us that in one scene, Parr presents Bond, played by Daniel Craig, with a DSLR camera that kills people as it takes their picture”.

Magic. Have to get me one of those, for those snap happy murderous impulses I so often have.

It must be true, I read it today, April 1st, over here.