Battlefield

Culloden. © John MacPherson

 

Culloden Battlefield is just behind my house. Culloden holds an important place in British history.

We took a walk there with William and our dog on Saturday  (William is 4, and sharp). He wanted to take his long bubble wand. The generator of GIANT bubbles. Big wobbly long-lasting bubbles that fly a long long way.

We walked along the memorial wall. And explained to William that the very very very few rocks sticking out from the wall at the beginning represent the 50 or so Government troops that were killed in the battle. (They cover an area about four adult paces long. Not far.)

But the Jacobite losses are staggering.

Sobering.

The rocks sticking out to represent the Jacobite losses cover a very very very very very very very very very very very very long way.

At least 1,500 or more killed.

In small boy paces that is a lot of walking. And William listened to the story, absorbed it, and thought about it intently. Then set off unbidden and walked…….

…..counting (he is still learning to count)

“One…..two….three…..four….five…..six…..seven……eight……nine……ten…….eleventeen……..three…..more…….twelveteen……three……five…..six………………….”     ….and then was silenced by distance.

The distance of o n e t h o u s a n d f i v e h u n d r e d stones. He rubbed his little hand along the entire length as he went.

At the end he stopped, and turned and shouted

“THERE’S A LOT OF JACOBITE DEAD PEOPLE MUMMY!”

He was right.

We walked on into the battle field and showed him the lines occupied by the two armies, each marked by coloured flags. None flying much on this chill day. Only a light breeze. Snow capped peaks in the distance echoing the few clouds floating in the blue above us.

“What are these stones for mummy” asked William.

“They are memorial stones, to mark the memory of each particular Clan that fought here, and the losses they suffered”

“Mummy mummy a five! Look, a five! Why is there a five? And nothings?”

“Because five hundred of the Atholl men died here William. The Government troops fired lots of cannons and killed lots and lots of men. The big cannonballs came into this place where we’re standing and the Jacobites were killed by them.” and explained how large the cannonballs were and, gently, what they do when they land. William was quiet and thoughtful.

“Why were they fighting mummy?”

“Because that’s what people do sometimes, for things they believe in.”

“What are the flags for daddy?”

“They mark the line of the Jacobite troops. We’re standing where they stood, and where so many were killed.”

“I want my bubble wand daddy! Bubble wand bubble wand bubble wand!”

“Ok William here it is.”

Picture a spinning child and a fusillade of large wobbly bubbles drifting……slowly……..across……….the………..battlefield….and him SHOUTING….

“Whee whee whee look! look! look mummy daddy look! CANNONBUBBLES mummy CANNONBUBBLES! they wont hurt! CANNONBUBBLES!”

The wisdom of the young.

 

(If he becomes a military strategist when he’s older, the world will be a safer place. And more fun too.)

Author — John Macpherson

John MacPherson was born and lives in the Scottish Highlands. He trained as a welder in the Glasgow shipyards, before completing an apprenticeship as a carpenter, and then qualified as a Social Worker in Disability Services. Along the way he has cooked on canal barges, trained as an Alpine Ski Leader & worked as an Instructor for Skiers with disabilities, been a canoe instructor, and tutor of night classes in carpentry, stained glass design and manufacture, and archery. He has travelled extensively on various continents, undertaking solo trips by bicycle, or motorcycle. He has had narrow escapes from an ambush by terrorists, been hit by lightning, caught in an erupting volcano, trapped in a mobile home by a tornado, kidnapped by a dog's hairdresser, rammed by a basking shark and was once bitten by a wild otter. He has combined all this with professional photography, which he has practised for over 35 years. He teaches photography and acts as a photography guide & tutor in the UK and abroad. His biggest challenge is keeping his 30 year old Land Rover 110 on the road. He loves telling and hearing stories.

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